Women…?

Stephen Hyde, Staff

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No matter who you are, you know a woman. The real question is, do you understand her? Women single handedly are the world’s greatest mystery, because no one has figured out one of these complicated and perplexing individuals. There are so many different layers of traps and inverse meanings that you may not even want to dive in to. Honestly, you’d have a better chance of solving a Rubiks Cube, blindfolded, with one arm, while taking on a fire breathing dragon, than to understand women. (Best of luck friend.)

What are some of the mysteries that continue to disorient us?

-Why do women always go to the bathroom in pairs? Do I need to implement the buddy system into my bathroom experiences?
-Purses. Purses are always way heavier and more mysterious then they should be. What’s inside of these black holes of a bag? A vortex of never ending beauty products? Men will never know.

Do you have the answers to these questions? Are you the key to our discovery of understanding the female brain? Probably not, but hey, if somehow you were, hit us up on twitter and soon to be snapchat!

Have a great day and enjoy the Chipper Experience.

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